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How to Stand Up – Stepcase Lifehack

I always figured that once I learned how to walk, standing up came with it. Boy was I wrong! Thanks to lifehack.org, I know that I’ve been doing it incorrectly for 31 years.

Of all the “steps” they say are crucial to standing up, I love the second one the best. Nothing says, “Look at me! I’m about to stand up!” like sitting proudly with your head pointed up – as if you were royalty and bestowed the pretentious right of vertical ascension by God. I also like the 4th tip on how to breathe; its a good thing they told me to do that.

I probably shouldn’t be so sarcastic. I like Lifehack.org a lot, actually, and I think that the site offers some of the best life hacks (along with Lifehacker) out there. Its just a little hard to take an article like How to Stand Up a little serious when they talk about Step 6; the most important advice the post gives is what not to do.

How to Stand Up – Stepcase Lifehack.

The Hanging Bit

This year, millions of voters will become disenfranchised from the voting process. I believe that it will be worse than the 2000 and 2004 elections when Florida had its own debacle and Ohio was just downright corrupt. The confusion, fraud, and general frustration will be felt by so many more this year as electronic voting is used for the first time on such a large scale.

Its only a matter of time until everyone is voting electronically.  Its a natural progression of our industrialist nation to go from manual counting to a more automated process with computers assisting now more than ever. Not only are results supposed to be more accurate (no hanging chads the debates that come with that insanity) and not prone to the corruption that plagued the Ohio voting system in 2004. In fact, if done well, results could filter in immediately drastically altering the political landscape. Imagine a world where someone could vote at 9am and by 11am know how their candidate is doing. And how cool would that be if at noon, the underdog could rally the populace and possibly sway the election in his or her favor! But computers are designed and coded by people who make mistakes. Therefore, no voting system programmed by people is perfect – especially on the first try.

If they are anything like most computers out there, the possibility of a system crashing is real. Diagnosing the problem could take a highly skilled technician hours if it can be fixed on the spot at all. Problems could come from defective hardware, software, data lines, power outlets, improper installation, unexpected actions from the users, and so much more. All you need is a single Blue Screen of Death to disenfranchise a voter. Add up all the BSODs and you’ve got yourself massive chaos, anger, and resentment that will last forever – well after election day.

Lets not also forget that the new technology will confuse many people who have never seen or used a computer before. Think about all the elderly citizens who have always flipped a lever, punched a card, or even wrote down their vote who now have to touch a screen to vote. Hell, even people who use computers often enough still could find themselves confused at the unfamiliar. I am extremely computer savvy and I pick up logic very easily but if I am not prepared for a new system, I am handicapped at how fast I can select the man or woman to represent me. Furthermore, I might not be confident I did it correctly and may question whether or not my vote was registered. I would hope that there is visual output to help the user in that but who knows if everyone will pick up on that.

But worst of all is the possibility of downright fraud from hackers. Many studies, tests, and other analysis have a large number of people doubting the integrity of the systems. In labs, some of these systems have been proven hackable in seconds! Think about how massive the fraud could be!! I can see the calamity now… A state who almost always votes red suddenly finds 100% of their population voting blue. The effects would be disastrous – entire elections could be ruled corrupt and invalidated! If I were politicians, I’d be very worried about young activist hackers out there changing the results – its not hard to find someone with the skills and will to do just that.

I’ll admit that my fears are based on the unknown. I haven’t seen these systems yet and when I do, I’ll be nervous to use them. And I can’t let my fears unnecessarily delay the inevitable. But I do feel that these systems are not what we need today and I would ask that their use be delayed until they are thoroughly tested – no crashes and no chance of fraud. I know I doubt the integrity of these systems because the community hasn’t seen the source code. They haven’t seen demonstrations. And they haven’t been given assurances that it will work better than previous, manual, systems.

I bet the code will never be willingly released. Companies have money on the line and don’t want their intellectual property open for others to copy – and I can understand that. But they risk ruining their chances for more business if their systems fail or get hacked. It would be a good PR move to somehow get people looking at their code and testing it on a massive scale to reduce software bugs, improve usability, and completely prevent hacking.

Until that happens, however, I cannot say I welcome this new technology. When the software is perfected, I look forward to voting and bettering a system that isn’t perfect. But I wouldn’t want to replace an ok solution with a worse one.

Now I got myself started!

I got my self all riled up with that last post!  I started out telling everyone I began using Flock on Windows XP again and it ended up getting me pissed off at things that don’t work.  I’m IM’ing with my best friend talking about mobile phones and, somehow, it let me to ranting about shit not working again!

See, he got a new phone.  A cool new Linux based phone from Motorola and he’s loving it so far.  He always does his research on things like this and he’s usually happy with his purchases (Although the RAZR didn’t last long ;) ).  Anyway, I’m interested in this phone, myself, because I’m not happy with my SLVR either.

Don’t get me wrong, the SLVR is a good phone.  It dials all the numbers well enough and the calls sound good; I’ve never complained that the reception is bad – its rather good for Cingular, really.  But the iTunes thing doesn’t work perfectly; some songs don’t play right and with some songs, the art work is wrong.  Every now and then, I need to restart the phone to fix some speaker/microphone problems.  Oh, and you know the deal with the SLVR… only 100 songs without hacking it.

And I don’t want to hack it to get 1000+ songs on there.  And I don’t want to reboot the phone to fix the speaker.  I certainly expect all the songs I copy to it play perfectly.  The artwork thing I can careless about because I can hear the song to tell what it is – I don’t need the cover art to identify the song so its only a minor annoyance.  But the point is that it doesn’t work like its supposed to and I want it to work the way it was marketed and presumably programmed (even if it was done poorly).  The SLVR isn’t my first Cingular phone that didn’t work the way I expected, however.

I signed up for the service when I got the MPx220.  Its a Windows Mobile phone that I liked for about 45 days.  It needed a reboot almost every other day.  The speakers sucked and it would turn off at random; I fixed that last one by folding a post-it note between the phone and battery to force the contacts closer to one another because they sometimes separated).  The only thing that I liked about the phone was the reason I got it: perfect synchronization between MS Outlook and the phone.  Dialing worked well too and as I dialed the numbers or the letters with the keypad, the right contacts came up; selecting the right contact was just as easy with the dial pad.

So the MPx220 sucked.  The SLVR sucks.  I’ve tried the T-Mobile MDA , too.  IT SUCKS WORSE THAN THE MPX220!!  The rebooting doesn’t happen as often but I still have to do it.  Dialing sucks because you need to use a stylus to dial (my fingers are too large to hit the touch screen accurately).  Its also really large.  I’m willing to try the Motorola Q or the Treo 700w but I’m afraid I’ll run into Windows Mobile issues again on top of their own device related issues.  My cell phones don’t work the way they are supposed to and it pisses me off!
So far, on my list of things that suck and don’t work right we have:

  1. Windows XP
  2. Windows Mobile
  3. Motorola MPx220
  4. Motorola SLVR
  5. Motorola Q (From what I’ve heard)
  6. Treo 700w (From what I’ve heard)
  7. OpenOffice
  8. Ubuntu (for lack of software… not code)
  9. Flock (for not working with extensions and the memory leak)
  10. All these “betas” out there today – all of Web 2.0, basically
  11. WordPress 2.04 (still no spell checker)
  12. 80% of the plug-ins I’ve downloaded (most are done for 1.5 or have their own “beta” bugs)
  13. All Dell computers (especially their laptops)
  14. All Compaq/HP computers (same as dell, just with even more junkware)
  15. Linksys Wireless routers
  16. TiVo
  17. Apple laptops (From what I’ve read)

The few things that I can think of that work well enough to highly recommend them to someone else are:

  1. iPods
  2. Blackberrys

THAT’S IT!

Everything else sucks because the quality isn’t there.  Why can’t people make quality products anymore?  Were the always crappy and I was too young to notice?  When can I get something that doesn’t suck?

I just want something to work the way its supposed to!




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