Monthly Archive for August, 2005

Mile High Club

I’m officially a member of the mile high club now! No, its not what you think. I’m blogging from 10,000 ft (or whatever cruising altitude is). I’ve got nothing really to add since my last post so this one will be short and then I’ll go watch the Bourne Supremacy DVD I brought with me. But since I feel obligated to write something now that I started I’ll tell you about my flight experiences thus far.

We just took off - about an hour later than expected so instead of getting in at 10:47, I’ll be getting in around 12am. Thank sucks. My ass already hurts from siting since 8:00 (its 9:50 now) and although my feet are comfortable, the cramp quarters of coach are making my elbows ache and my neck tighten up. No jerks sit next to me so that’s good. Actually there is a rather nice woman sitting to my left who was kind on more than one occasion by passing me a glass of water my way first before herself and her companion. The only nuisance so far are the two girls behind me who kept gabbing the whole time we were waiting on the tarmac.

She’s recently graduated college and is studying for the LSATs and hopes to become a prosecutor for the government. She has a boyfriend who had a paid internship at Goldman Sachs and spent all his time there working his ass off. Good for him. The girl she was speaking to, sitting behind me and my window seat, is from Australia but I couldn’t tell from her accent. But gabby LSAT girl whose name escapes me now talks very much like she is a purebred Valley Girl who grew up somewhere in middle New Jersey. I never liked the Valley Girl speak and cringe when I hear ‘like’ like, a thousand times. Duh.

I didn’t get much out of the girl behind me as she didn’t have much to talk about but they both seem very nice. I think this flight could be enjoyable after all. I think I will ask for an aisle seat the next time, though. The window seat is cool - don’t get me wrong - I get to see many interesting things on the ground which I’ll talk about later. But I like being able to stretch my feet out into the aisle and move whatever elbow I can a little further than two inches from my waist. The in flight movie is one of the greatest, most amazingly dumb movies I have had the pleasure of /not/ seeing: Sahara with Matthew McCounhey. I’ll stick to listening to Eric Clapton play on my iPod thank you very much.

Turbulence sucks.

Anyway… Its about time I sign of again in favor of some cool fighting from my DVD. I’ll tell you about the cool things to see on the ground in the next post. Ooooh… They are passing out drinks!

Rock on!

Vegas Re-Visited

So I’m off to Vegas. I’m in the airport terminal waiting for my 8:20 flight; I got here at 5:00. For some unknown, dumbass reason, I always get to the airport way before I need to. I guess I fell prey to what others have said and that’s to get to the airport two hours before the departure time of one’s flight. Now in the past, I’ve gotten to the airport exactly two hours before and still had 90 minutes before take-off. Not knowing how long it was going to get from World Financial Center, where I worked (remember, today is/was my last day), to to Newark International, er, Liberty Airport I left at 4:00 and got here an hour later. It took the normal 30 minutes to check in and I’ve been surfing the internet ever since through the concourse wireless system. Its 6:30 now and I’m already going crazy.

Sitting next to me is the gay white man with (from what I can tell) his adopted black son. The boy, who can’t sit still, is getting on his father’s nerve and doing the opposite of what he is told to do - just like every 5 year old should. Now the boy doesn’t bother me at all - even though he is running around like most children do. In fact, he’s actually tamer than some of the other kids hanging their parents arms. What is bothering me is the father! He has a very feminine, uh, accent - kind of like the Big Gay Al character of South Park. But that’s not the problem. The problem is his constant nagging!!!

Nothing this kid does is ever right! I’m sure he’s going to grow up with some kind of complex because he never eats enough broccoli (which is being force fed down his throat by daddy). He’s always being asked if he has to go to the bathroom and always being scolded for looking out the window and playing around in the airport. And the kid’s playing is the most harmless, innocent playing I’ve ever seen at an airport. I’m not a fan of other people’s kids and for this kid to not get on my nerves is amazing and says something about how well behaved he is.

But the dad is driving me fucking nuts!!!

Adding insult to injury is the fat fuck sitting next to Jeffrey (the kid adopted by Big Gay Al). He’s playing a movie on his portable DVD player without using headphones. But the oddest thing is he isn’t really watching a movie. He’s watching the 20th Century Fox introduction clip - you know, the art deco brass logo being shined on by spotlights - over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. After realizing that he was replaying the intro I counted how many times he did it; I counted 11. Now the kid is really laughing at the intro and ha a huge smile on his face while his equally fat fuck mother reads her book and watches on. Everyone is staring at this kid and the very loud DVD player but either he doesn’t care or so completely oblivious to the world around him or lacks the manners needed to interact socially in the world.

There is a lot of other noise around the airport but it comes from the TV showing the CNN Headline News channel and the public announcements for boardings, personal pages, and lost articles. I have a headache already and I’m not even frustrated by some jerk sitting next to me on the plane. This is one reason I hate travel and flying in particular.

But I can take comfort knowing that the adopded child is in good hands with his new father. The father takes really good care of him and in between the nagging he trys to educate his child and reads to him. He also points out new things for Jeffrey to learn and speaks in a way that a child would respond to (except when he scolds). Its really comforting that some kids will really get a fair shake in life from what could have been years in a home with plenty of exposure to drugs, gangs, and other abuses.

I can also take comfort that the fat fuck next to him will always be socially inept and never do well in life being doomed to be a janitor or something. Oh, maybe a bathroom attendant! That’s would be a good job for him.

Anyway, I’m signing off and going to search for food. I’m sure that will be another post because all I can see is greasy fast food or bar & grill fare.

Yuk.

Vegas

I’m going to Las Vegas for a friend’s bachelor party and as much as I want to see my friends celebrating the last days of being single (although I’d rather celebrate him being married but whatever), I don’t really want to go.

One reason is the money it costs to get there. I think I got a good deal for booking the flight later than I should have and the whole thing will only cost about $450. But even $450 is a lot for me right now because I’m saving for a wedding myself and have a suit and a ring to purchase after all the other items are bought. On top of the airfare, the hotel is going to $130 and its all for what will be one night of fun in Sin City. That’s $580 I could have used elsewhere. I’m sure I’ll be pressured into gambling a little and then the expensive food - its all adding up to be a $700 weekend.

Another reason is that I’m just not into the Vegas thing. I’ve been there before and I can’t say that its anything to write home about. Sure the lights are cool but I live in NYC and you can’t out shine Times Square! I know, I know, the different hotels and casinos are cool to look at and walk through - and that’s true - but I did it before and although I was impressed, I walked away feeling that it was not something that would excite me the next time I went. I’m not into gambling and I can’t see any reason to see a show there. I mean, after Siegfried and Roy got mauled by their own tiger, who cares what else they have going on. There is a good steakhouse there, Smith and Wollensky’s (which is also in NYC) and not as good as the ledgendary Peter Luger’s in Brooklyn.

But the biggest reason I don’t want to go is I don’t want to be away from my fiance this weekend. With me starting a new job, I won’t be around as much. I’ll be working late hours and traveling a lot. And we met at the job I am leaving behind so we work together - its going to be tough not walking to work with her anymore and not being able to stop by her office to see her great smile. We live together, work together, shop, watch TV, and just about everything together and I suffer from separation anxiety when I’m not around her. Hell, right now, she’s doing stuff for the wedding dress she bought and I don’t like being alone at home.

But I’m going to Las Vegas anyway. I fully support my friend’s decision to marry and want to be a part of all the traditions like getting so drunk you forget who you are, gambling all your money away, getting lap dances from “ladies” and other government funded research. I know its not me but I’m willing to put up with it for my friend. Rest assured that when I have a bachelor party, I’m planning it and I’m keeping it low key. I only hope that the red-eye I’m taking home Sunday night won’t be too bad and will let me sleep a little before I start the new job.

They say whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. I say whatever happens in Vegas doesn’t make me want to go to Vegas.

Screw You Guys…

Its been a long while since I’ve posted but I’m refreshed and ready to hit the blog typing. I’ll get into what I was doing later… possibly another post.

Anyway…

I’ve been really busy at work. I recently launched two projects into production which lightened my work load considerably. I have two other projects but they aren’t as intense as the two that launched. But that’s not exactly why I’m refreshed… I took a vacation!

I took five days off two weeks ago; I was out Wednesday of one week to the following Wednesday. I didn’t go anywhere special but I occupied myself with some intense physical activity. I’m an active guy and go to the gym regularly but it was nice to really push myself - and there was great weather for it!

On my first day off, I got my passport in case I wanted to travel outside of the country. Then I went on a 15 mile hike around the inner streets of NYC. I did some shopping and really enjoyed the cool temp and sunny sky. The next day I roller bladed up and down the West Side Highway and logged another 15 miles. Friday I took it easy but went to the gym Saturday and did more walking Sunday. Monday was a great! I did 20 miles bike riding up and down the West Side Highway and made it all the way up to 165th street from Battery Park City. I ass is still sore from the seat!

I relaxed a little on Tuesday so I had a little rest before getting back to work. The short week went fast and I was still in vacation mode so I didn’t do much. But come Monday, I was ready to work and happy to get back into some sort of a routine. I worked the week and enjoyed the hotter, more humid days inside. On Friday, however, I resigned.

That right, I quit!

I was offered a position at another company and am looking forward to learning new things there. I’ve tried to keep it quiet and not make a big deal about me leaving but my friends are trying to get me to agree to a going away party. Just the fact that I’m leaving has some people shocked but I think I’ve been doing the dignified thing and saying yes when they ask about the rumor but don’t elaborate as to why or where I’m going. People will find out where I’m going anyway but I don’t want it to be a big deal. So I’m trying to figure out when my last day will be. I hope its this Friday but I think it will be next week somehow.

So where does the title come in? Well, the guy who sits across from me and I are South Park fans and we love the Cartman character when he says… “Screw you guys, I’m going home.” Who ever leaves the office first gets to say that to those who stay behind to do more work. Now, whenever my last day is, I’ll get to say…

Screw you guys, I’m going home! And really mean it.




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